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If you resemble a cat lady, then just embrace it and be a cat lady. Cats are the best.

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This is a valid statement. Buy this for your friend who is obsessed with margaritas, then go out and have some fun together. Let's be honest valkntines candy hearts really do taste terrible. They are chalky and don't really have much flavor and they're just Do you suck on them until they dissolve? Do you chew them? It's too much.

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They need to go. Who can resist a good pun?! This one is beyond perfect. Even your pooking, most single friend will crack a smile at this one.

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Who couldn't use a little humorous sarcasm this Feb. Plus, this is very true, and my new favorite way for Happy valintines single ladys looking 4 different everywhere to answer that question. It's true. Sometimes you just need a little childish humor in your life to remind you not to take everything so seriously.

Diffsrent it isn't the best time to remind your single friend how long it's been since she last had sex, but this card is really too good to pass up. If your friend is not thrilled about being single this year, give them this card. And then actually do this.

It's a great way for her to vent, and this is just funny. This is a very valid point. It's a cute card that drives the point home that Valentine's Day is silly.

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And that may be what your friend wants to hear right now. You always hear about women being cat ladies, but what about dudes? They can love cats just as much as girls can!

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Give this to your single guy friend who loves cats. OK, so make sure you're giving this to your single friend who has a great sense of humor.

Also, make sure you're single too. This sounds a little condescending coming from someone having regular couple sex.

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