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OK, Hobbes, as my lawyer, you'll need to review the facts of my case. We'll try to establish that you were insane at the time of the alleged crimes. Insulting an attorney is a penal offense, so watch it, buster. You're supposed to argue that I haven't been bad this year, and I deserve to be on Santa's "good" list!

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He figures Santa makes just random checks on them once or twice a week. He tells Hobbes Santa would catch enough bad kids that way to scare everyone else into being good most of the time.

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Hobbes says he's unwillingly good, but good nonetheless. So long, Mom! Hobbes and I are off to the north pole. The north pole? We're going to see Santa.

How come? You already sent him your Christmas list. Yeah, but I'm afraid Santa might not have considered MY version of certain recent events. Hobbes is going to be my lawyer and present my case. Just how recent are these recent events you're talking about? Gotta go, Mom. It's a long walk. Calvin tells Mom that he and Hobbes are off to the North Pole. Horny matche Cselegorcsony asks why he's going there since he's sent his Christmas list already.

Calvin is afraid Santa hasn't considered Calvin's version of certain recent events. Mom asks just how recent are these recent events he's talking about. Calvin says it's a long walk, so he has to go. OK, here's our strategy: We say I'm good, good, good, from the moment I get up until There's Susie!

I don't think she saw us! Quick, pack some slushballs! Calvin maps out their strategy of telling Santa that Calvin has been the victim of malicious slanders by his enemies.

Calvin says they tell Santa Calvin is a good kid with a good heart. Calvin notices Susie. He starts to pack slushballs. Susie's still concentrating on her snowman! Let's sneak up and barrage her with slushballs! Have you lost your marbles?! I forgot.

How many presents do you think I'd forfeit for just one clean smack upside Susie's head? Calvin tells Hobbes Susie is concentrating on her snowman. He wants to barrage her with slushballs. Hobbes reminds him that two minutes ago, they were Lets be naughty and see if santa notices their way to tell Santa how good Calvin was.

Calvin looks at the slushballs on the ground. He asks Hobbes how many presents he thought Calvin would forfeit for one clean smack upside Susie's head. Look, I'm not going to be your lawyer if you can't even walk a block without pasting someone with a slushball! It's not Local sex tonight albany ny "someone"!

It's a GIRL! Santa would understand! He would so! Oh yeah? I don't care!

I'm going to hit Susie with a big, icy slushball! Oh really? Yeah, you heard me! No biting! Hold it! Hobbes says he won't be Calvin's lawyer if he can't walk a block without pasting someone with a slushball.

Calvin says it's not "someone". It's Susie. Santa would understand. Susie hears Calvin behind the tree arguing with Hobbes. Lets be naughty and see if santa notices hears him say he's going to hit her with a big, icy slushball. As Calvin continues to argue with Hobbes, Susie makes her own slushball.

Calvin tells Hobbes to hold it. He asks if Hobbes heard a snicker. Susie is standing right behind him with a slushball. Plotting to hit me with a slushball, nptices Well, HERE! See that? See that?! She hit me first!

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Susie hit me with a snowball and I didn't even get her back! Why did Susie hit you with a snowball? She overheard us plotting to I mean, um, we were just minding our business when suddenly, for no reason, Susie OK, you lied. Do something good fast, and maybe the last hour will sort of even out to neutral. Calvin comes back in the house saying he proved how good he was.

He says Susie hit him with a snowball, and he didn't hit her back. He figures Santa has to give him lots of presents now. Mom asks why Susie hit Calvin with a snowball. Calvin says they were minding their own business when she attacked for no reason.

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And no one knows just where or when the next one will be found. Blow your nose, naighty. Going down the hill on the sled, Calvin says he's getting nervous about Christmas. He wonders what Santa's definition of good and bad are. He says he hasn't killed anybody, so that's good. He hasn't committed any felonies, start any wars, or practiced cannibalism. He thinks that should get lots of presents. Hobbes suggests maybe good is more than the absence of bad.

That's what worries Calvin. He asks Hobbes that if he can get an overnight letter to the North Pole, what would Hobbes charge to write him a glowing character reference. Hobbes says he won't perjure himself for Calvin.

His record's clean. Well, the shopping is done, the presents are wrapped and sent, and Calvin's in bed. For the first time this month, there's nothing that has to be done. I know We don't often think about what it's all supposed to mean. It's good to sit by a cozy fire and take some quiet time to reflect. Mom and Dad are sitting on the sofa. Dad says the shopping is done, presents are wrapped, and Calvin is in bed.

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Remember we agreed that if Santa gave you any salmon, you'd share it! Calvin and Hobbes wish each other a Merry Christmas. Calvin says he didn't get Hobbes a gift, but nayghty says Hobbes is Calvin's best friend in the world. Hobbes says Calvin is his best friend, Lets be naughty and see if santa notices that's a great ne. Calvin hops out of bed saying it's nofices 4 sre. He wants to wake Sanha and Dad and see what Santa brought them.

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That should be worth a lot! My hands were all shaky, my face had gone pale. A letter sznta Santa just arrived in the mail! It was hand-written in old-fashioned ink pen. It was handsomely printed and dated twelve ten. So now, I urge you: I LIKE it when children are boorish and rude! Burp at the table! Gargle your peas! Never say 'Thank you', 'You're welcome', or 'Please'.

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Six days until Christmas! I don't think I'll make it. Calvin is on his notebook paper. He's been doodling, so there's Lets be naughty and see if santa notices tank for him to enter. The tank goes wherever Calvin wants. He shoots the school. Miss Wormwood tries to stop Calvin.

He shoots again and again, but the shells have Webcam aruba girls effect. Miss Wormwood stands over Calvin's desk. She tells him to hand it over and see her after class. Calvin hands her his drawings and says the arts are the first to go in public schools.

Dear Santa, This year, I don't want any gifts. I just want love and peace for my fellow man. Reverse psychology. Kind of risky, don't you think?

Calvin writes to Santa saying he only wants love and peace for his fellow man. He doesn't want any gifts. He tells Hobbes it's reverse psychology.

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